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When Harry met Harry

by Blair McMillan

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folk are obsessed with sexuality
My mates down the pub
Won’t shut up about
When Harry met Harry.
My family can’t fathom
That my cousins wife
Is a fella called Barry
Who’s pumping who
Who’s shaggin’ whit?
The lassie next door
Doesn’t have a man
I wonder if she’s a
Lesbian

It’s crazy to me that
In this day and age
Where you stick yer willy
Could get someone in a rage
Whats the big deal
About two nice big boys
Having a cuddle and
Watching The Voice?

Now slamming yer cock
In the fridge door
pumping a pie on
The kitchen floor
Thats funny peculiar
Sticking yer cock
Through the hole of a donut
Might do it for some
But I’m sweet enough, sugar.

Dropping yer balls in the kitchen sink
Pumping yer mattress without stopping
To think.
Theres plenty of places you could hide your cock
under a plant pot or in a sock,
Does it really matter if it’s up a big fella who’s wearing a frock?

At the end of the day
It’s a waste of time
Worrying about who’s shagging who
Love. is. not. a. crime.
If everyones happy
What do you care
Jack left Jill for Billy
Eve left Adam for a bird
Love has never been black and white
And its fine if the lines are blurred

Sticking your tadger up a badger
Would give cause for concern
But two grown men in a loving embrace
Is fine in my book, fuck Gods grace.
Like I mentioned in the previous verse
There are stranger places to put your boaby
Than up another mans erse.

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released March 12, 2019
Blair McMillan

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